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Pollen Leads to Gang Affiliation

Tue Jul 19, 2005, 11:29 PM
The pollen often flows into my nasal cavity causing an instantaneous infuration of the cerebellum. Yes, it's technical, but only if your upside is your downside through the center side that connects all the sides into a hexagon. Suppose your inverted sides collapsed in on each other, one by one. Would you really be so concerned as to the safety of your hamster, Jake or your Carebear mug collection? I didn't think so. Therefore, only when your inverted sides are supported by steel reinforced concrete, can you rest assured that your world won't come crashing in on you. A safety net of sorts.

This train of thought can lead to dangerous thinking about your surrounding environment and it's stability. The steel reinforced concrete may, after years of wear and tear, be susceptable to cracks and hairline fractures. This is why you need to maintain the walls in such a manner, that you are comforted by the squishy sheep fur you wear on your left shoulder, and ONLY your left shoulder. This symbol of affiliation with the West Side Sheep Crips will help you in your quest to become the fastest wombat racer in the entire state of Kentucky. But be wary of the fruit bats as they can pose a great threat on your road to acquiring the glorious Juicebox Trophy of Jupiter.

In the end, when your trophy shelf is stuffed with juiceboxes and you're withering away in your rocking chair, you can tell your ignorant grandchildren that you were, at one time, the greatest wombat racer of the century. To this apparently ego inflating remark, they will scoff and grab the hatchet so they can hack away at your arthritis ridden hands. But don't worry, it's all in good fun. They chop a finger, you chop a finger. The world keeps on spinnin', so the blue is the grey, the Mosquitos win the crimson cup of sustinance, and the jalapenos are lightly roasted in a garlic sauce of unimaginable deliciousness for approximately fourteen hours.

  • Mood: Creative
  • Listening to: Jurassic 5 - Verbal Gunfight
  • Reading: The Bible - Pocket Version
  • Watching: Family Guy Season 4

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  • Current Residence: Vancouver, BC, Canada
  • Favourite movie: Scarface
  • Favourite artist: a-tom fo' sho! :D
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  • Favourite cartoon character: Stewie Griffin
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:iconrahll:
Thanks for the :+devwatch: Chris!

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`Rahll says:
lmao stop right there
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*ties my shoe*
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homo
:icondeerose:
Nice talking to ya!! :highfive:

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:iconkisamogwai:
haha fvkin Stewie! :)

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Haha, you're very welcome.
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Hello Fellow Vancouverite.

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:iconatom41:
chris is a sexy piece of man meat. let's spoon.

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-Bowcellent- climbs up, up to the sky.. to Your favs. :w00t:

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Still haven't gotten the Ipod case back huh? lol

Anyways, you should write some of the tome or something...at least it will pass the time. Check out my new 'Warm Ear Water' deviation random thing. Yes. That is all. Thank you. :)

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:icontheonlydaftpunk:
i rly like ure gallery thnx for visiting me and keep the great work here !!!!!!!!!!!!
:icontrinkster:
youre gallery is really different :) thx for sharin

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